- Things you should get your side on Christmas to keep her mouth shut...
DJ ENVY: never Macy's only JCPenney, never Knicks tickets only Nets, coach bags never gucci, Gift cards never money...
Charlamagne Da God: fake gucci and coach off Canal Street, Pink bottom pumps dat look red in da club, a trip to view the waterfront, WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT, hard dick and bubble gum...
Angela Yee: a plasma tv so when you over there you can be comfortable, a weekend getaway since u won't be spending ur holiday with her, jewelery, watever she wants to keep her mouth shut cuz she's supposed to be treated better than wifey cuz she doesn't get all the perks dat wifey does ...
Charlamagne and ENVY: shut your mouth, what da hell r u talkin bout, she only sposed to get hard dick, bubble gum, and nothin else IN DAT ORDER!! She lucky we even considerin her ass on da holidays.
Charlamagne: Angela u must be a jumpoff to be requestin all dat bullshit!
LOL. Funny Stuff
BTW...
I also just learned that Snooki brought in 1 million this year, Lauren Conrad brought in 1.5 million, Pauly D brought in 2 million, The Situation brought in 3 million, Kim Kardashian brought in 6 million, and Jessica Simpson's empire is worth 1 BILLION!... Shy of Jessica Simpson, Wtf are the rest of them really doing to earn this besides having a good time? I GOTTA MAKE IT BIG YO!
BTW...
I also just learned that Snooki brought in 1 million this year, Lauren Conrad brought in 1.5 million, Pauly D brought in 2 million, The Situation brought in 3 million, Kim Kardashian brought in 6 million, and Jessica Simpson's empire is worth 1 BILLION!... Shy of Jessica Simpson, Wtf are the rest of them really doing to earn this besides having a good time? I GOTTA MAKE IT BIG YO!
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